Prize winning messages of the year

  Prize winning messages of the year

A bookseller conducting a market survey asked a woman - 
"Which book has helped you most in your life?"
The woman replied - "My husband's cheque book !!

When you are in love,
Wonders happen.
But once you get married,
You Wonder, what happened.

Philosophy of marriage:

         e-mail tal qual o recebi e agradeço 
                                 (aqui no jardim aparece gente que sabe línguas...)

At the beginning, every wife treats her husband as GOD...
Later, somehow don't know why….
alphabets get reversed..

Secret formula for married couples...

"Love One Another"
And if it doesn't work, bring the last word to the
the middle ! ! ! ! 

A woman finds Aladdin's magic lamp.
She starts rubbing it and a Genie comes out as usual.
The woman looks at the Genie and asks him to grant her the following wishes:
# I want my husband to have eyes only for me
# I want to be the only one in his life
# I want that when he gets up in the morning I'm the first thing he grabs and takes me everywhere he goes."
The Genie turned THE LADY into a iPhone 6