Antiterrorismo garantido

Think this would get their attention?

Don't forget to mark your calendars.

As you may already know, it is a sin

for a Muslim male to see any woman other

than his wife naked and if he does,

he must commit suicide.

So next Saturday at 1 p.m.

all British women are asked to walk out

of

their house completely naked

to help weed out any neighbourhood terrorists.